The Judaic Democratic Republic of Elementian is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Izya Kolber with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and frequent executions. The devout population of 2.137 billion Elementians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elementan. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Elementian economy, worth 232 trillion Element Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,619 Element Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, the military has gone fission for more funding, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elementian's national animal is the Blue Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Judaism.

Elementian is ranked 229,584^th in the world and 810^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -107.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.