The Republic of Doundouka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Barkus Krunk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.343 billion Doundoukans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crazy redguy-ville. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Doundoukan economy, worth 366 trillion IOUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,758 IOUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, there is a law against "filthy foreign food", and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doundouka's national animal is the Fat Guy.

Doundouka is ranked 45,800^th in the world and 538^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.49 law-abiding acts per hour.