The Republic of Greg Tucker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.459 billion Greg Tuckerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mill City. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Greg Tuckerian economy, worth a remarkable 5,909 trillion tuckerrans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,133 tuckerrans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and the dartboard at the Greg Tuckerian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greg Tucker's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greg Tucker is ranked 1,359^th in the world and 19^th in the West Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 44.77 Crimes Per Hour.