| People: | 52,092,033 |
| Zombies: | 1,049,030,234 |
| Dead: | 6,120,279,132 |
| Survival Rate: | 0.72% |
The Build Tool of Gradle is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.101 billion Gradleans, 1.049 billion of whom are zombies, are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Gradlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion dobras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,510 dobras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,896 per year while the poor average 44,719, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gradle's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gradle is ranked 263,414th in the world and 598th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 56.5 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gradle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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Gradle, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
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Gradle, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
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Gradle, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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Gradle, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
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Gradle, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
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Gradle, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
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Gradle, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
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Gradle, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
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Gradle was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".




















































