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Healthiest Citizens: 6,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,350th
The Build Tool of
Moralistic Democracy
Accelerate developer productivity
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

People:52,092,033
Zombies:1,049,030,234
Dead:6,120,279,132
Survival Rate:0.72%

Gradle

Population7.221 billion

Currencydobra
Animaldeer

The Build Tool of Gradle is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.101 billion Gradleans, 1.049 billion of whom are zombies, are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gradlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion dobras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,510 dobras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,896 per year while the poor average 44,719, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gradle's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gradle is ranked 263,414th in the world and 598th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 56.5 cheeks per square mile.

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Healthiest Citizens: 6,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,350thMost Patriotic: 9,567thMost Inclusive: 10,423rdMost Accessible: 10,773rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,070thMost Developed: 11,171stLowest Crime Rates: 12,465thBest Weather: 12,641stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,016thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,387thMost Armed: 14,561stHighest Food Quality: 15,068thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,601stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,964thLargest Mining Sector: 16,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,134thNicest Citizens: 16,841stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,062ndMost Devout: 17,541stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,380thMost Efficient Economies: 21,536thHighest Average Incomes: 21,931stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,969thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,417thLargest Governments: 27,400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,349th
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Accessible: 4th in the regionMost Zombies: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionMost Dead: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Zombified: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gradle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradle, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradle, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradle, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradle, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradle, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradle, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradle, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Gradle, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Gradle was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".

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