The JavaScript Web Framework of Fastify is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.177 billion Fastifyians, 1.12 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fastifyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion colons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,656 colons, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, it's a jungle out there, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and economists claim no news is good news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fastify's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fastify is ranked 101,859^th in the world and 310^th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 163.25 cheeks per square mile.