The Imperial State of Lemueria is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.538 billion Lemuerians, 1.464 billion of whom are zombies, are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veinermar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The strong Lemuerian economy, worth 294 trillion pflorentiis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,270 pflorentiis, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

A soldier's body is a temple, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Lemueria, Lemueria has designated Veinermar as its capital city, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemueria's national animal is the swamp crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Lemueria is ranked 167,889^th in the world and 7,005^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 100.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.