The Forumnial Kingdom of Kravato is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sandro Burkas with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.577 billion Kravatoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuxernobli. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kravatoan economy, worth 362 trillion Sarnoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,901 Sarnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, foreign football clubs wave the Kravatoan flag before every game, Tuxernobli has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravato's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Relaxing.

Kravato is ranked 264,439^th in the world and 121^st in The Western Isles for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.