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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 772ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,034thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,986th
The Glorious Errorian City-State of
Father Knows Best State
Piyao!
Error Message
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

People:53,988,056
Zombies:1,064,140,469
Dead:1,270,003,102
Survival Rate:2.26%

Erroropolisish Paradystopia

Population2.388 billion

LeaderError Message

CurrencyParadystopi Chunk
AnimalRockhopper Penguin

The Glorious Errorian City-State of Erroropolisish Paradystopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Error Message with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.118 billion Erroropolis-based Paradystopi, 1.064 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Erroropolisish Paradystopi economy, worth 319 trillion Paradystopi Chunks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,721 Paradystopi Chunks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

AI citizens think only in binary, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Erroropolisish Paradystopia's national animal is the Rockhopper Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Erroropolisish Paradystopia is ranked 217,397th in the world and 47th in Esportiva for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 772ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,034thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,986thFattest Citizens: 2,287thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,312thMost Avoided: 2,470thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,414thLargest Retail Industry: 4,277thLargest Mining Sector: 4,501stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,738thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,101stTop
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Largest Black Market: 23,167thMost Secular: 26,286thMost Armed: 28,828th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Zombified: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, AI citizens think only in binary.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Erroropolisish Paradystopia, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales.

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