The Galactic Empire of Eclius is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Augustus System with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.807 billion Eclisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tchinomy. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eclisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,880 trillion Electronic Denarii a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,013 Electronic Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eclius's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mandatory Atheism.

Eclius is ranked 329,017^th in the world and 2,392^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.