The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.992 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,867 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 322,512 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

天月-あまつき-'s handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 691^st in the world and 20^th in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.81 years.