The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.834 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,765 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,220 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing in life is promised except death and government support, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 327,618^th in the world and 17,781^st in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.