The Haunted Phoenix of Arlizplot is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Witch Lochy with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.63 billion Arlizplotians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion Goks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,794 Goks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, in a baffling press conference Witch Lochy proudly dismantled a broken door, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 237,214^th in the world and 394^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.