The Otterly Locked In of Aav is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.041 billion Aavians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.0%.

The Aavian economy, worth 384 trillion bytes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,617 bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aav's national animal is the lifted F-250, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aav is ranked 85,654^th in the world and 272^nd in Starlight for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.