The Commonwealth of Kozmopolis is a tiny, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10 million Kozmopolitans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The very strong Kozmopolitan economy, worth 711 billion Kozmic Saphs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,160 Kozmic Saphs, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Kozmopolis's national animal is the Kozmic Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kozmopolis is ranked 270,816^th in the world and 423^rd in Starlight for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,745.38 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.