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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,927thLowest Crime Rates: 2,033rdMost Influential: 2,267th
The NAFT Organizer of
Father Knows Best State
*gonk*
Gonk Droid
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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MLGDogeland

Population5.105 billion

CapitalDogeville
LeaderGonk Droid
FaithDogeisim

CurrencyDogeCoin
AnimalShiba Inu

The NAFT Organizer of MLGDogeland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.105 billion Doges are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion DogeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 225,731 DogeCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDogeland is ranked 169,760th in the world and 295th in The Communist Bloc for Most Pro-Market, scoring -64 on the Rand Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,927thLowest Crime Rates: 2,033rdTop
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Most Influential: 2,267thMost Developed: 2,826thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,018thSmartest Citizens: 3,258thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,285thLargest Governments: 3,383rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,640thHealthiest Citizens: 3,760thMost Efficient Economies: 3,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,879thMost Inclusive: 3,891stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,181stMost Secular: 4,253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,281stHighest Average Incomes: 4,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,571stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,302ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,317thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,348thNicest Citizens: 6,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,824thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,343rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,880thMost Cultured: 14,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,277thHighest Economic Output: 14,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,186thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,989th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 77th in the regionMost Average: 81st in the regionMost Secular: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 96th in the regionMost Inclusive: 96th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 98th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, treason is relative.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : MLGDogeland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, protests are illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.

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