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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,506th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,756th Most Influential: 3,910th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State
dats right its ur boi kermit
Kermit The Noscoper
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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MLGDogeland

Population2.444 billion

CapitalDogeville
LeaderKermit The Noscoper
FaithDogeisim

CurrencyDogeCoin
AnimalShiba Inu

The United Socialist States of MLGDogeland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kermit The Noscoper with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.444 billion Doges are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth 397 trillion DogeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,519 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDogeland is ranked 21,371st in the world and 376th in The Communist Bloc for Most Inclusive, scoring 134.16 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,756thMost Influential: 3,910thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,560thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,445thLargest Black Market: 7,671stMost Secular: 8,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,488thLowest Crime Rates: 8,547thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,834thHealthiest Citizens: 10,047thHighest Average Incomes: 10,400thSmartest Citizens: 11,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,266thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,336thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,530thMost Developed: 13,132ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,414thNicest Citizens: 16,913thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,994th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into MLGDogeland.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : MLGDogeland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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