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Most Influential: 3,531st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,159th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,557th
The United Socialist States of
Moralistic Democracy
dats right its ur boi kermit
Kermit The Noscoper
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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MLGDogeland

Population2.775 billion

CapitalDogeville
LeaderKermit The Noscoper
FaithDogeisim

CurrencyDogeCoin
AnimalShiba Inu

The United Socialist States of MLGDogeland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kermit The Noscoper with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.775 billion Doges are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth 442 trillion DogeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,636 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists on vacation find Dogeisim's scriptures make useful doorstops, the children of MLGDogeland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDogeland is ranked 58,433rd in the world and 114th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,991.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 3,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,557thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,859thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,257thLowest Crime Rates: 5,811thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,120thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,529thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,833rdMost Secular: 9,050thSmartest Citizens: 9,321stHighest Average Incomes: 10,764thMost Developed: 10,997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,934thLargest Governments: 13,332ndNicest Citizens: 14,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,141stMost Efficient Economies: 15,175th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MLGDogeland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : MLGDogeland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, the children of MLGDogeland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, atheists on vacation find Dogeisim's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : MLGDogeland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogeland, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.

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