by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 648thMost Scientifically Advanced: 957thMost Secular: 1,050th
The Green Meme Fruit Main of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gonk Droid
Private Secretary
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.726 billion

LeaderGonk Droid

Currency2 Gold and 1 Horse
AnimalShiba Inu

The Green Meme Fruit Main of MLGDogeland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 7.726 billion Doges have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion 2 Gold and 1 Horses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 262,154 2 Gold and 1 Horses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dogeville Times is sold out, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDogeland is ranked 245,152nd in the world and 253rd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -34 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 648thMost Scientifically Advanced: 957thMost Secular: 1,050thLowest Crime Rates: 1,383rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,545thMost Developed: 1,550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,654thSmartest Citizens: 1,734thHealthiest Citizens: 1,781stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,970thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,061stMost Inclusive: 2,483rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,590thLargest Governments: 2,890thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,040thHighest Average Incomes: 3,153rdHighest Food Quality: 3,218thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,469thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,073rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,380thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,471stMost Patriotic: 4,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,542ndNicest Citizens: 4,697thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,263rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,966thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,529thHighest Economic Output: 8,663rdMost Influential: 9,081stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,777thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,379thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,915thMost Cultured: 11,174thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,742ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,176thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,670thMost Average: 23,635th
Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the region

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