The Top European Card Farmer of Communist-Denmark is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pelle Dragsted with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.112 billion Danes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of København. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Danish economy, worth 101 trillion Kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,468 Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", Pelle Dragsted can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Denmark's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist-Denmark is ranked 281,900^th in the world and 1,313^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,238.35 Standard Monetary Units.