The Democratic Federation of New Transeurasia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ivan Petrov with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.497 billion New Transeurasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Transeurasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,566 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,932 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to New Transeurasia, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Transeurasia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Transeurasia is ranked 26,157^th in the world and 651^st in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 97.83 Insults Per Minute.