The Incorporated States of A better dimension is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 525 million better dimensionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong better dimensionian economy, worth 21.0 trillion monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,061 monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,248 per year while the poor average 2,591, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A better dimension's national animal is the too many, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

A better dimension is ranked 153,202^nd in the world and 1,368^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,440.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.