The Allied Kingdom of Oppalli is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King McGregor I with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 3.005 billion Oppallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihaj. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 517 trillion Roylands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,178 Roylands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the justice of Oppalli is considered superior to that of other nations, most pop videos prominently feature the Oppallian flag, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 99,467^th in the world and 3,844^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,116.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.