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Best Weather: 171stMost Beautiful Environments: 467thMost Devout: 598th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Bringing Righteous Rule Like Never Before
Emperor Jermany
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Silver Minner

Population24.672 billion

CapitalAkkadian
LeaderEmperor Jermany
FaithChristian

CurrencySilver Valaurum
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Silver Minner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Jermany with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 24.672 billion Minners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akkadian. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silver Minnerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Silver Valaurums a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,851 Silver Valaurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silver Minner's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Silver Minner is ranked 1,651st in the world and 61st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 293 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Best Weather: 171stMost Beautiful Environments: 467thMost Devout: 598thHealthiest Citizens: 899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,076thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,109thMost Cultured: 1,651stHighest Food Quality: 1,863rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,996thLowest Crime Rates: 2,902ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,546thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,096thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,271stMost Influential: 4,312thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,508thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,917thMost Developed: 7,618thLargest Populations: 8,439thHighest Economic Output: 8,769thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,722ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,825thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,233rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,429thMost Inclusive: 16,456thLargest Governments: 16,698thSmartest Citizens: 20,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,938thMost Authoritarian: 21,265thNicest Citizens: 22,599thMost Patriotic: 24,058thMost Income Equality: 29,436th
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Best Weather: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 65th in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 175th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd in the regionLargest Populations: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionMost Developed: 426th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 504th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 542nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 542nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 665th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 790th in the regionMost Inclusive: 951st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,010th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,037th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,056th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,189th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,223rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,271st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,305th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Silver Minner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Silver Minner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Silver Minner withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Silver Minner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Silver Minner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".

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