Population | 24.672 billion |
Capital | Akkadian |
Leader | Emperor Jermany |
Faith | Christian |
Currency | Silver Valaurum |
Animal | Wolf |
The Empire of Silver Minner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Jermany with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 24.672 billion Minners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akkadian. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Silver Minnerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Silver Valaurums a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,851 Silver Valaurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silver Minner's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.
Silver Minner is ranked 1,651st in the world and 61st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 293 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Silver Minner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
- : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Silver Minner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Silver Minner withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Silver Minner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Silver Minner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in Silver Minner, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
World Assembly
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