The Constitutional Monarchy of Lemmersdorf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michiel Lemmers with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.836 billion Lemmersdorfians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michielsgestel. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmersdorfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,880 trillion Guldens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,746 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmersdorf's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemmersdorf is ranked 3,647^th in the world and 84^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 135.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.