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The Absence of Precisely Nothing

“Nothing is Worth Fighting For!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europeia


The Absence of Precisely Nothing is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.112 billion Precisely Nothingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 78%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Boson.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 802nd in Europeia and 116,046th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -15 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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