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The Absence of Precisely Nothing

“Nothing is Worth Fighting For!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Europeia

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The Absence of Precisely Nothing is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.576 billion Precisely Nothingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Military funding has been stripped back, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Boson.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 606th in Europeia and 101,681st in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -34.9 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Precisely Nothing was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Precisely Nothing was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 6 days ago: Precisely Nothing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: Precisely Nothing was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 8 days ago: Precisely Nothing fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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