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The Absence of Precisely Nothing

“Nothing is Worth Fighting For!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europeia

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The Absence of Precisely Nothing is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.692 billion Precisely Nothingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Boson.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 710th in Europeia and 112,766th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with -73 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Precisely Nothing's influence in Europeia rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 15 hours ago: Precisely Nothing endorsed The Kingdom of Barlands.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Precisely Nothing was endorsed by The Kingdom of Barlands.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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