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The Absence of Precisely Nothing

“Nothing is Worth Fighting For!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europeia


The Absence of Precisely Nothing is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.93 billion, 911 million of whom are zombies, Precisely Nothingians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 76%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Boson.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 97th in Europeia and 13,108th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 67 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Precisely Nothing is currently considering its options.

People: 5,018,991,876

Zombies: 911,095,508

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