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The Absence of Precisely Nothing

“Nothing is Worth Fighting For!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europeia


The Absence of Precisely Nothing is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.068 billion Precisely Nothingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 79%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and Ant is one of the most popular forenames in Precisely Nothing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Boson.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 24th in Europeia and 1,982nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 50 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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