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The Absence of Precisely Nothing

“Nothing is Worth Fighting For!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europeia


The Absence of Precisely Nothing is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.891 billion Precisely Nothingians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 77%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Boson.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 13th in Europeia and 1,745th in the world for Best Weather, with 332 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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by Max Barry

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