The Kingdom of Hadessia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.129 billion Hadessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thesprotia. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hadessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Deses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,358 Deses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Hadessia are famed for their reasonable volume levels, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hadessia's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hadesu.

Hadessia is ranked 17,816^th in the world and 1,032^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 114.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.