The Kingdom of Greater Iberia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Jaime III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The cynical population of 4.167 billion Iberians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Iberian economy, worth 463 trillion Pesetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,282 Pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Iberia's national animal is the Linx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Greater Iberia is ranked 33,863^rd in the world and 110^th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 35.92 flags saluted per person per day.