WA Delegate: The I Moved Your Cheese Bandits of Mousebumples (elected )
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Drug Use in Europeia
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 9,425th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
|1.||The Icy Dunes of Icerael||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“All Cats Are Beautiful”|
|2.||The Empire of Jaoden||Democratic Socialists||“With great power comes great responsibility.”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of Zhularis||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Never forget about that thing that happend”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of Southern platypus||Father Knows Best State||“I don't like my northern neighbours”|
|5.||The Discontinuous Subspace of Kalvskar||Father Knows Best State||“Courageously raising from our ashes”|
|6.||The Dictatorship of Rhaeia||Father Knows Best State||“Faith in he who dictates our actions.”|
|7.||The Demented Wasteland of Adorable Bunnies||Compulsory Consumerist State||“We're your friend!”|
|8.||The National Socialist Empire of Redlandonia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“For The Motherland!”|
|9.||The Republic of Xahiria||Iron Fist Consumerists||“1738”|
|10.||The Emirate of Kardlarzistan||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Kardlarzistan is love,Kardlarzistan is life. ”|
- : The Republic of San Mazer arrived from European Union.
- : The Republic of Bardhus departed this region for North Pacific.
- : The Republic of Tebass arrived from Kingdom of Alexandria.
- : The United Socialist States of South Slav Union Of Socialist States departed this region for New Warsaw Pact.
- : The Republic of Perfectum pulmentum arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Empire of Everland nd Colonies arrived from The East Pacific.
- : Naxvill ceased to exist.
- : Brendonanian republican ceased to exist.
- : Oldbarrow ceased to exist.
- : Turkisdetan ceased to exist.
Europeia Regional Message Board
It's always nice to have a large military, just in case.
I am writing this telegram to apologize for my recent disgraceful behavior in the RMB. The whole affair was completely my fault, was aggravated by me, and was detrimental to me, and Europeia. I am not writing this to justify my actions, but rather to explain the circumstances leading to and during the RMB feud. Please be open minded when replying...
This all started when I decided to show off my coding skills to the Europeian community. The website which I showcased (dogemath.com) received generally positive reviews, and I decided to try to help troubleshoot a fellow citizen's issues while trying to execute my game. When I got told off by Mouse, I lost it. I lost it because I foolishly assumed that the WA delegate of Europeia was accusing me of spreading malware over the RMB. I fired off a reply, which, in turn, rebounded on me when the citizens of Europeia came to the WA delegate's aid. I fumed for a bit, before firing off yet another reply, in which Lethen referred to my age. I replied with my true age, in which Lethen made the now infamous 'immaturity' remark. I lost it yet again, firing off multiple replies written in haste, and without thinking first. I also made the revelation that I am an intern at CSIS (csis.gc.ca). When Lethen and Mouse replied in earnest, believing I was lying, using foul language in the process (for Lethen, that is), I rage quit. When several influential Europeians turned on me, I left NS for a few days. In those few days, I seriously though about suicide, before pulling myself back over the fence of insanity. I realized my mistake in earnest, and made a reintroduction into the RMB. I was still jokingly poked, almost sending over the fence again, but I regained control. You see, I am diagnosed with mild dyslexia, I have migraines, and am generally stressed due to the fact of being in an advanced IBT program, internship, and a poor background. Please forgive me for my actions, and I shall accept responsibility for my actions. Thank you for your consideration.
Leading Cause of Death in my nation:
Old Age 76.3%
Lost in the Wilderness 23.7%
I really need to begin some sort of program to eliminate old age.
-Hi, Cepcecic, hope your feeling better mate, you seem like a nice bloke to me. Welcome back to the RMB, just have fun keep it in perspective bro.
You missed out on a chance to use Lionel Richie, I'm disappointed.
It does not help my country is in the top 9% for obesity (for Europeia). Living the American dream. XDD
The greatest contributor of death so far in my country is plain old old age, which accounts for >95% of deaths. Life expectancy is at about 68, thinking of pushing that to 70, and hopefully 80.
I have this second nation that has this life expectancy of below 50 kek
Old age is #1...
You'd be surprised to see the other causes