Europeia RMB

WA Delegate: The I Moved Your Cheese Bandits of Mousebumples (elected )

Founder: The Holy Holy Wholly Holey Holy of King HEM

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd Most Nations: 14th Most Influential: 113th
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Welcome to The Republic of Europeia, a beautiful tropical archipelago founded on March 6th, 2007.
Where all nations, big or small, democratic or dictatorship, have a place among friends!

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President: Calvin Coolidge
Vice President: Malashaan Colony

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EndoCap: 300

Regional News: We have a new President and Vice President, after a record-setting election! Congratulations to all candidates!

Embassies: The North Pacific, The Land of Kings and Emperors, Albion, the South Pacific, Balder, Ainur, and Equilism.

Tags: Democratic, Offsite Forums, General Assembly, Social, Security Council, Game Player, Independent, Featured, Regional Government, Gargantuan, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Extremely High

Europeia contains 1,495 nations, the 14th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Europeia

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Europeia is ranked 9,425th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Icy Dunes of IceraelLiberal Democratic Socialists“All Cats Are Beautiful”
2.The Empire of JaodenDemocratic Socialists“With great power comes great responsibility.”
3.The Dictatorship of ZhularisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Never forget about that thing that happend”
4.The Armed Republic of Southern platypusFather Knows Best State“I don't like my northern neighbours”
5.The Discontinuous Subspace of KalvskarFather Knows Best State“Courageously raising from our ashes”
6.The Dictatorship of RhaeiaFather Knows Best State“Faith in he who dictates our actions.”
7.The Demented Wasteland of Adorable BunniesCompulsory Consumerist State“We're your friend!”
8.The National Socialist Empire of RedlandoniaIron Fist Consumerists“For The Motherland!”
9.The Republic of XahiriaIron Fist Consumerists“1738”
10.The Emirate of KardlarzistanIron Fist Consumerists“Kardlarzistan is love,Kardlarzistan is life. ”
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Europeia Regional Message Board

The Constitutional Principality of Murden wrote:We're too big, too influential, and too active to be effectively raided.

It's always nice to have a large military, just in case.

The Dictatorship of Sparkley Unicornia Empire wrote: He's probabley out having fun in the real world. He'll be back.....I hope.

it's me.

Murden, Cepcecic Ghost, and Francalba

Post self-deleted by Cepcecic Ghost.

Dear Europeia,

I am writing this telegram to apologize for my recent disgraceful behavior in the RMB. The whole affair was completely my fault, was aggravated by me, and was detrimental to me, and Europeia. I am not writing this to justify my actions, but rather to explain the circumstances leading to and during the RMB feud. Please be open minded when replying...

This all started when I decided to show off my coding skills to the Europeian community. The website which I showcased ( received generally positive reviews, and I decided to try to help troubleshoot a fellow citizen's issues while trying to execute my game. When I got told off by Mouse, I lost it. I lost it because I foolishly assumed that the WA delegate of Europeia was accusing me of spreading malware over the RMB. I fired off a reply, which, in turn, rebounded on me when the citizens of Europeia came to the WA delegate's aid. I fumed for a bit, before firing off yet another reply, in which Lethen referred to my age. I replied with my true age, in which Lethen made the now infamous 'immaturity' remark. I lost it yet again, firing off multiple replies written in haste, and without thinking first. I also made the revelation that I am an intern at CSIS ( When Lethen and Mouse replied in earnest, believing I was lying, using foul language in the process (for Lethen, that is), I rage quit. When several influential Europeians turned on me, I left NS for a few days. In those few days, I seriously though about suicide, before pulling myself back over the fence of insanity. I realized my mistake in earnest, and made a reintroduction into the RMB. I was still jokingly poked, almost sending over the fence again, but I regained control. You see, I am diagnosed with mild dyslexia, I have migraines, and am generally stressed due to the fact of being in an advanced IBT program, internship, and a poor background. Please forgive me for my actions, and I shall accept responsibility for my actions. Thank you for your consideration.



Kaboomlandia, The land of phoebe, Imperatris, Francalba, and 1 otherThe 8th Regiment of Cadia

Leading Cause of Death in my nation:
Old Age 76.3%
Lost in the Wilderness 23.7%

I really need to begin some sort of program to eliminate old age.

-Hi, Cepcecic, hope your feeling better mate, you seem like a nice bloke to me. Welcome back to the RMB, just have fun keep it in perspective bro.

The Holy Holy Wholly Holey Holy of King HEM wrote:hello.
it's me.

I really really regret that I didn't say "the natives are getting restless" in my text to you.

Murden, Imperatris, and The 8th Regiment of Cadia

The Holy Holy Wholly Holey Holy of King HEM wrote:hello.
it's me.

You missed out on a chance to use Lionel Richie, I'm disappointed.

The Queendom of Elizabeth II Windsor wrote:
OMG...not a so charming stat... :(

It does not help my country is in the top 9% for obesity (for Europeia). Living the American dream. XDD

The greatest contributor of death so far in my country is plain old old age, which accounts for >95% of deaths. Life expectancy is at about 68, thinking of pushing that to 70, and hopefully 80.

I have this second nation that has this life expectancy of below 50 kek


Old age is #1...

You'd be surprised to see the other causes

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