The Call Center of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We need to meet our quotas, people!
General Manager Jack Snyder
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Call Center of Decacon is a huge, safe nation, ruled by General Manager Jack Snyder with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 947 million Recruiters are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Management Office. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Recruiting economy, worth 45.8 trillion Telegrams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,366 Telegrams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Decacon's national animal is the Sales Representative, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Decacon is ranked 744th in Europeia and 76,058th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring -5 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Decacon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Decacon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Decacon, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Decacon, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Decacon, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Decacon, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Decacon, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Decacon was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Decacon, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Decacon, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph General Manager Jack Snyder.

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