The Germanic League of Felsea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Caroline Felsea with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.255 billion Felseans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Felsean economy, worth 236 trillion Deutschmarks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,721 Deutschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felsea's national animal is the Felsean Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Felsea is ranked 14,132^nd in the world and 319^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 138.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.