Population | 5.559 billion |
Capital | Lacragos |
Leader | President Aziz Traore |
Currency | koruna |
Animal | Evinean cheetah |
The Tired Individual of Evinea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Aziz Traore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.559 billion Evineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,766 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nudity is frowned upon, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Evinea' is a smash hit, and oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Evinea is ranked 271,373rd in the world and 5,021st in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,866.07 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evinea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Evinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of HawkoFon.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Place of A Place Somewhere.
- : Evinea lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Evinea lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Queendom of Marre.
- : Evinea was endorsed by The Realm of Democratic Chanum Ter Heak.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 58 » Amerion, Goldnation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Tepertopia, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Ever Testing, Wehraboos, Eastern Juble Lux, Sporaltryus, Land Without Shrimp, Ebonhand, Asarana, The Filippinas, BEEstreetz, Differences-In-Differences, Great Lothian, Curlyhoward, The Free Falklands, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Pepperton, Emagination, ANuadh, America Gone Wrong, Nowa Europa, Belschaft, Nakayo, Nyitrai, Anarco Argentina, East Endia, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, Altnavia, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, The Solar System Scope, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, North Korea is best, Great Scapula, Hacrela, Lupusterra, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Albend, Blipp, Farengeto, and 8 others.Chernaya Zvezda, Megistos, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Marre, SharttingToepia, A Place Somewhere, HawkoFon, and Amerikanisches Imperium.