The Federal Republic of Cutias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Nery with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 4.989 billion Cutiasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paca Tatu. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cutiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,884 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cutias's national animal is the Cutia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostics.

Cutias is ranked 33,352^nd in the world and 106^th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 36.21 flags saluted per person per day.