Population | 1.202 billion |
Capital | St Cauchigrad |
Leader | István Yúgčade |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Kruble |
Animal | Wild Rock |
The United Socialist States of Cauchistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by István Yúgčade with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.202 billion Cauchistanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Cauchigrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cauchistani economy, worth 176 trillion Krubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 147,148 Krubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, and murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cauchistan's national animal is the Wild Rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Cauchistan is ranked 200,341st in the world and 395th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 1.20 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, diplomatic cables about István Yúgčade have suddenly been very flattering.
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in Cauchistan, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Cauchistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » PhDre, UPC, Decacon, Primorye Oblast, Pland Adanna, Grande pudimland, Le Libertia, Disney Know it Alls, and Wolfsgrad.