The Republic of GirlsAndGays is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.276 billion GirlsAndGaysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amstheythem. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient GirlsAndGaysian economy, worth 579 trillion Slays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 176,962 Slays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Slays each year, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GirlsAndGays's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yassification.

GirlsAndGays is ranked 5,527^th in the world and 112^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 155,441.07 Standard Monetary Units.