The Free Soviet Tribal Councils of Krajzovda is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ulkaraz Ibretznokov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.077 billion Krajzovdans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urmbaaktu. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Krajzovdan economy, worth 285 trillion Zovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is 92,894 Zovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krajzovda's national animal is the Krajzovdan Steppe Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Krajzovda is ranked 12,128^th in the world and 347^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 148.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.