The United Socialist States of Druzhyi is a huge, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 406 million Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient a Comrade economy, worth 18.5 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,444 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only', prison visits increase substantially during election years, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druzhyi's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Druzhyi is ranked 14,748^th in the world and 441^st in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 116.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.