The Union of Social Imperialist Workers Republics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Lagunov with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.052 billion Socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special Administrative Capital District. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist economy, worth 107 trillion Socialist Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,017 Socialist Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Imperialist Workers Republics's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Social Imperialist Workers Republics is ranked 262,772^nd in the world and 1,305^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.