The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Socko with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 4.123 billion Turkey Creekers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrington Green. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turkey Creeker economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion dolliras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,651 dolliras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime is totally unknown. Turkey Creek's national animal is the creekturkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turkey Creek is ranked 122,313^th in the world and 361^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Populations, with 4.12 billion capita.