The Popular Commonwealth of Kahrianland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by workers council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.959 billion Kahris enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Kahria commune. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kahri economy, worth 830 trillion vells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,732 vells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, Workers council can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime is totally unknown. Kahrianland's national animal is the revolutionary ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kahrianland is ranked 2,060^th in the world and 51^st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 277.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.