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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 300thRudest Citizens: 340thHighest Crime Rates: 344th
The Self-Administrative City of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Enforcer
WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Tinhampton

Population16.187 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.187 billion Tinhamptonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,858 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 300,155 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 307,190th in the world and 650th in Sophia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.39 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 300thRudest Citizens: 340thHighest Crime Rates: 344thMost Armed: 371stFattest Citizens: 479thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 502ndMost Avoided: 517thHighest Disposable Incomes: 678thLargest Retail Industry: 789thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 870thHighest Drug Use: 950thMost Rebellious Youth: 965thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,068thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,228thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,319thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,446thMost Efficient Economies: 1,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,491stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,836thHighest Average Incomes: 2,852ndTop
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Most Cultured: 3,222ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,407thHighest Economic Output: 3,443rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,676thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,329thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,757thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,020thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,334thMost Influential: 6,338thSmartest Citizens: 7,229thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,638thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,979thMost Inclusive: 9,810thLargest Black Market: 11,339thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,735thTop
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Nudest: 15,716thLargest Governments: 19,642ndMost Secular: 21,733rdLargest Populations: 23,385thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,489thHighest Food Quality: 27,819thMost Politically Free: 28,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 30,136th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 27th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the region

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