The Commonwealth of New Kazistinlan is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.025 billion New Kazistinlanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Kazistinlanian economy, worth 408 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,391 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, and educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kazistinlan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Kazistinlan is ranked 4,567^th in the world and 24^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,907.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.