The Democratic Socialist States of Sirian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jacqueline Potrero with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.031 billion Sirianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sirian River Valley. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sirianian economy, worth a remarkable 5,701 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 334,766 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, preservative-laden Sirianian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown. Sirian's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Sirian is ranked 1,060^th in the world and 1^st in Lorania for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,053.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.