The Holy Empire of MY Holiness is a massive, safe nation, ruled by PAPAS O 'IORGIOU with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3.224 billion Holinessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Stratokratousa. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holinessian economy, worth 385 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 119,698 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child labor has been outlawed, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, euthanasia is legal, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MY Holiness's national animal is the Holy Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Faith of The Chosen One.

MY Holiness is ranked 31,366^th in the world and 203^rd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 42.23 flags saluted per person per day.