The Kingdom of Tai Pei is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Taishou III with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.703 billion Tai Peians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xinhai. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tai Peian economy, worth 166 trillion Xias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,700 Xias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tai Pei's national animal is the Pergrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State-Enforced Atheism.

Tai Pei is ranked 8,482^nd in the world and 8^th in Lorania for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,641.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.