The Kingdom of Tai Pei is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.597 billion Tai Peians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xinhai. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tai Peian economy, worth 578 trillion Xins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,796 Xins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, and ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tai Pei's national animal is the Pergrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Astralism.

Tai Pei is ranked 256,960^th in the world and 58^th in Celtia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -39 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.