The Democratic Pacific Republic of French New Wake Island is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President W J Dock with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.571 billion Oceanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Greater Wake-Lander Metro Area. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanian economy, worth 366 trillion Third Edition Trench Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,667 Third Edition Trench Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is well under control. French New Wake Island's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

French New Wake Island is ranked 228,609^th in the world and 427^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Black Market, with 259 billion Standard Monetary Units.