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Rudest Citizens: 191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 259thHighest Crime Rates: 284th
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population12.178 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.178 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,628 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 297,975 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 284th in the world and 1st in Sophia for Highest Crime Rates, with 106.23 crimes per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 259thHighest Crime Rates: 284thMost Armed: 314thFattest Citizens: 399thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 426thMost Avoided: 430thLargest Retail Industry: 600thMost Valuable International Artwork: 629thHighest Disposable Incomes: 664thMost Rebellious Youth: 771stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 815thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 846thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 857thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 973rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,083rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,621stHighest Drug Use: 1,665thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,265thHighest Average Incomes: 2,325thLargest Mining Sector: 2,523rdMost Cultured: 2,628thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,871stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,720thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,838thMost Influential: 4,199thHighest Economic Output: 4,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,628thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,855thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,704thSmartest Citizens: 7,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,692ndMost Inclusive: 8,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,838thNudest: 9,839thLargest Black Market: 10,331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,392ndTop
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Largest Governments: 16,163rdMost Politically Free: 20,794thMost Secular: 20,828thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,697thLargest Populations: 26,096thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,265thHighest Food Quality: 26,472nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Education Reform".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Assisting the Disabled in Sports".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Liberate The Mystical Council"".
  • : Tinhampton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Ending Collective Punishment".
  • : Tinhampton lodged a message on the Celtia Regional Message Board.
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Quebecshire".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend the Rejected Realms".

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