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Rudest Citizens: 65th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 185th Largest Retail Industry: 310th
The Zombie Apocalypse of
Anarchy
Running a tight ship since 1928!
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / Embassy key 2
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Tinhampton

Population4.062 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor John Price AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Zombie Apocalypse of Tinhampton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor John Price AM with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.062 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,089 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 268,212 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,252,313 per year while the poor average 6,078, a ratio of 370 to 1.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst cows, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 4,695th in the world and 1st in Northern Greenland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,676.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 65thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 185thLargest Retail Industry: 310thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 331stMost Armed: 336thHighest Crime Rates: 345thFattest Citizens: 496thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 510thMost Avoided: 564thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 762ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 780thHighest Disposable Incomes: 876thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,172ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,184thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,210thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,525thTop
5%
Most Pro-Market: 1,912thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,979thHighest Average Incomes: 2,104thLargest Mining Sector: 2,143rdHighest Drug Use: 2,163rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,212thMost Cultured: 2,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,603rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,713thMost Politically Free: 4,692ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,695thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,974thMost Extreme: 5,684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,326thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,483rdSmartest Citizens: 7,510thMost Efficient Economies: 7,518thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,756thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,855thHighest Economic Output: 11,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,043rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,030th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst cows.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Tinhampton agreed to construct embassies between Northern Greenland and Greenland Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Freedom of expression for organisations".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Tinhampton agreed to construct embassies between Northern Greenland and Ooleechnee Phanare.

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