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Rudest Citizens: 158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 198thHighest Crime Rates: 263rd
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Madame President
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population9.542 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.542 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 290,385 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 235,656th in the world and 46th in Auctor for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -4.47 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 198thHighest Crime Rates: 263rdMost Armed: 297thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 320thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 380thFattest Citizens: 394thMost Avoided: 479thLargest Retail Industry: 497thHighest Disposable Incomes: 713thMost Rebellious Youth: 758thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 777thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 883rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 884thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 946thMost Efficient Economies: 949thHighest Drug Use: 1,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,701stHighest Average Incomes: 2,303rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,344thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,369thMost Cultured: 2,412thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,606thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,757thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,817thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,876thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,580thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,658thHighest Economic Output: 5,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,420thSmartest Citizens: 7,141stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,600thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,885thMost Inclusive: 8,515thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,125thNudest: 10,331stMost Influential: 11,238thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,670thLargest Black Market: 15,391stMost Politically Free: 15,628thLargest Governments: 17,209thMost Secular: 21,209thMost Extreme: 23,101st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Ban".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Human rights".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "About the Use of Nuclear Bombs".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Improve our transportation Systems".
  • : Tinhampton proposed constructing embassies between Auctor and The Embassy.
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Tinhampton lodged a message on the Auctor Regional Message Board.
  • : Tinhampton lodged a message on the Auctor Regional Message Board.
  • : Tinhampton withdrew its approval for the World Assembly proposal "counter terrorism Act".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "counter terrorism Act".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Aputure science, Greater East Slavia, Averity, Northburg, TheMothman, Pulsania, and Economic Soviet Republic.

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