by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 57th Most Armed: 241st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 246th
The Somewhat Wizened Matriarch of
Teachers should have a statutory duty to educate!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population5.515 billion

LeaderSergius Paulus


The Somewhat Wizened Matriarch of Tinhampton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sergius Paulus with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.515 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 289,690 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,991,127 per year while the poor average 15,053, a ratio of 132 to 1.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 7,409th in the world and 163rd in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 100.71 Quips Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 57thMost Armed: 241stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246thHighest Crime Rates: 250thLargest Retail Industry: 271stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 273rdFattest Citizens: 357thMost Avoided: 440thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 576thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 607thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 659thHighest Disposable Incomes: 686thMost Rebellious Youth: 825thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 837thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 929thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,248thHighest Drug Use: 1,714thHighest Average Incomes: 1,757thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,879thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,000thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,081stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,344thMost Cultured: 2,479thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,025thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,785thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,583rdMost Politically Free: 4,743rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,453rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,573rdMost Extreme: 6,061stMost Inclusive: 6,685thMost Pro-Market: 6,836thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,876thMost Efficient Economies: 7,009thSmartest Citizens: 7,409thHighest Economic Output: 7,839thTop
Nudest: 8,938thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,159thLargest Black Market: 16,469th
Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 120th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 124th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 163rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionNudest: 236th in the regionMost Politically Free: 244th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 286th in the regionMost Extreme: 329th in the regionMost Influential: 389th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 410th in the regionLargest Governments: 439th in the regionLargest Black Market: 451st in the regionMost Secular: 474th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 597th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 651st in the regionMost Developed: 718th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protecting Personal Data"".
  • : Tinhampton altered its national flag.
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Darkesia".
  • : Tinhampton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Depository standards Act".
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Data".
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Drug Abuse Amelioration Act".
  • : Tinhampton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Tinhampton altered its national flag.
  • : Tinhampton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Astronomical Data Repository".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Frattastan IV, Andromeda Islands, Star Kingdom, Aqueira, Marilyn Manson Freaks, and Emeseses.

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