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Rudest Citizens: 56th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 240th Most Armed: 242nd
The Land of Confusion of
Anarchy
Well, this is the world that we live in... (DAY 2)
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population5.552 billion

CapitalTinhampton
Leadera 35-year-old Walkman

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Land of Confusion of Tinhampton is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by a 35-year-old Walkman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.552 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 289,800 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,026,580 per year while the poor average 14,257, a ratio of 142 to 1.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 1,891st in the world and 43rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 17,355.48 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 240thMost Armed: 242ndHighest Crime Rates: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 271stLargest Retail Industry: 272ndFattest Citizens: 358thMost Avoided: 442ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 579thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 602ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 661stHighest Disposable Incomes: 689thMost Rebellious Youth: 829thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 833rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 939thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,253rdHighest Drug Use: 1,723rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,765thLargest Mining Sector: 1,891stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,089thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,352ndMost Cultured: 2,463rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,044thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,810thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,557thMost Politically Free: 4,681stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,904thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,433rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,437thMost Extreme: 5,907thMost Pro-Market: 6,574thMost Inclusive: 6,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,898thMost Efficient Economies: 6,998thSmartest Citizens: 7,399thHighest Economic Output: 7,778thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,681stTop
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Nudest: 8,957thLargest Black Market: 16,464th
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 120th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 123rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Inclusive: 161st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 166th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionNudest: 229th in the regionMost Politically Free: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionMost Extreme: 323rd in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 404th in the regionLargest Governments: 438th in the regionLargest Black Market: 445th in the regionMost Secular: 478th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 623rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 661st in the regionMost Developed: 716th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton changed its national motto to "Well, this is the world that we live in... (DAY 2)".
  • : Tinhampton altered its national flag.
  • : Tinhampton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Tinhampton altered its national flag.
  • : Tinhampton altered its national flag.
  • : Tinhampton altered its national flag.
  • : Tinhampton altered its national flag.
  • : Tinhampton changed its national leader to "a 35-year-old Walkman", its motto to "Well, this is the world that we live in... (DAY 1)", and its nation type to "Land of Confusion".
  • : Tinhampton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tinhampton was endorsed by The Blue of Blueflarst.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Frattastan IV, Andromeda Islands, Star Kingdom, Aqueira, Marilyn Manson Freaks, Emeseses, and Blueflarst.

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