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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd Highest Drug Use: 135th Rudest Citizens: 369th
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy
Temperature now 33 degrees centigrade in places!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mayor Lydia Anderson AM with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.534 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth 295 trillion Texas Hold'Ems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,574 Texas Hold'Ems, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,189,220 per year while the poor average 13,519, a ratio of 88.0 to 1.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Tinhampton's hospitals, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 151,600th in the world and 8,089th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -267.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rdHighest Drug Use: 135thRudest Citizens: 369thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 548thLargest Retail Industry: 590thMost Influential: 1,092ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,125thTop
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Most Avoided: 1,765thHighest Crime Rates: 2,074thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,171stMost Armed: 2,274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,275thFattest Citizens: 2,382ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,652ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,546thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,643rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,900thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,965thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,091stMost Cultured: 4,729thHighest Average Incomes: 5,246thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,307thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,871stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,912thMost Pro-Market: 7,438thMost Efficient Economies: 8,063rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,221stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,643rdSmartest Citizens: 10,466thMost Politically Free: 11,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,707thMost Inclusive: 14,922ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,870th
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Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 74th in the regionFattest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Armed: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 154th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 219th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 228th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 293rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 293rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 295th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 300th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 322nd in the regionMost Influential: 363rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 411th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 413th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 475th in the regionMost Politically Free: 499th in the regionNudest: 618th in the regionLargest Black Market: 857th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 522 » Empy, Kwaj, Puczovska, Peace and Cooperation, Vantaria, Colony of lasting Hopes, Aldion, Denorsweland, Vegetarian States, Amerian States, WE Empire, The Sanada Clan, Lupus Imperium, Enosville, The True Kek, Southern Allican, Dutchyland, Isimud, Alice Gardens, New Sekai, Felpolandia, Ainsworth, Reannia, Kelvaros Prime, Xinchao, Cyanos, Chukstik Illahi, Holy Oranz, Upper Portlandia, Calamazo, Malta Comino Gozo, New Lakemba, Southern Stroraia, Bayern-Straubing, DeGuts, Hasoowe, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Thunderburg, Republic of Destiny, Great Solordia, Bothia, Kingdom of Space, ABC, Rukonia, Palisede, Arrivederci, Sil Dorsett, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Tasimah, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, and 472 others.Kujira, Chinstralia, Kyrianian, SchoolHouse Rock, Solestia, Cloydicia, Boggovia, PlanetPunk, French Bananastan, New Rivia, Sunto, Corfad, RoosterTeeth, Arcadia of Kasterborous, Karazan, Britomart, Lusitania and Brasilia, Elevation, Carl and SEAMUS, Great Bights Mum, Academic Capitalists, Chadwin, Shadowrik, The Bureaucratic Territories, New Rogernomics, Necromonia, Notyoutopia, Arstotzeka, Zelgathon, Venezuelia, Yaorozu, Bergenaria, SORT, R2D, Athenian Coalition, Beladev, Yeraennus, Pleroma Sans Romans, Befflandya, Bread and Bust, Atmana, Wolfensjaeger, Valenair, Xagill, Arabian gulf states, Antmn2, BrightFutures, Ostrinios, Buckerino, Scepteron, Zeroxis, Farrel, Pallaith, Yurc, Ashist, Camarthen, Parisatlover, Moubarakistan, Yinzhaohan3, Tokaryk, Jeortopia, Vexilia, WeRFascists, Vazali, Holy Marcus Empire, Ubervania, Aeroias, Zombie World, Juaneslandia, Vasic, Greenstead, Idealistically Kool, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, Esplandia, Imperial Generic Militaristic Nation, Indoneis, Arach-Naga Combine, Archeros, Aezus, Haroldswick, Inner Caylan Risiaia, Aenglaland, Ice and Tinian, Helido, Valley of Diamonds, Vinantis, Vislea, Bonjoura, WhooleyLand, Vauren, Hoiya, Walter Jackson, Zokk, Humptalumpta, Valeroen, Vonnegut, GeorgeTheMiner, Sankami, Amestris 1, Free Thinkers and Rabble-rousers, Bharathvarsh, Velon, Jontopiary, Indie Flying Pigs, Wessegord, Nova Constellation, Mercy Land, Old Ashton, Frances Francis the First of France, Veraicent, Hidden Abyss, Altisia, Wooleystan, Holtklava, Azagorod, The Lancerian Empire, Beastos, Kaschovia, Wintariu, Holy Strainer, Indereac Lanx, American MapleStory, Valkyrie Islands, Yamgong, Plane Car, JAOECW536, Itsthernerdyninja, Armetalieh, New Phyrreus, Vantompia, New Fingland, Mk Steele, Chris Hallett, Hellstown, The Teddy, Rouene, Aris Republic, Bais Orpred, Blangreaugle, Amerislovakia, Azurius, Waftenland, Valdr, Ateala, DabsForDays, Australian Confederated States, New Lellig, Godly City, Wicheye, Vinesterdland, Socialist Republic of Garvey, Eglise Sainte Eve, Yukti, Laynekraine, Gnate, Beagles Reborn, Minthas, Ceou, Revolutionary Sealand, Omicron Persei V111, Unsophisticate, GiaMyLand, Pasargad, Tianqing, Manticore utopia, Giganato, Middle Drazzi, SubOptimalia, The FNBs, Celasur, Daat Yichud, Balzaria, BeamBotopia, Mayakava, Jartar, Ilisseia, Inclusivstan, New Transeurasia, Ragnhiled, Siwale, Orbis, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Chinkeeordia, Usnua, Nogotait, Matt Matt, Diodone, United States Soviet Reunion, Capitalist South Africans, Panama Coalition, Fresh Carthage, Necerierra, Zeternia, Jobingeldutcrand Islands, Camthalutrus, Wolfenstien1, Buten, Northern Scovia, Carnotium, Get Away From Me, The Akhara Islands, Callastire, Boadiccea, Skormsruins, Buddhist People, M Noor, New Pruessen, Marilands, Cookiar, Fengate, Hendertucky, Venutia, Seragoth, Lagondia, Ceruleas, Bohseon, Meeppolis, Jefffliu, The Army Republic of Prussia, AustralZealand, CZland, Dreylus, Faxfleet, East Wake Island, Korsbar, United States of Americanas, Lemonbiscuits, Edge of Nowhere, Keelut, NewNerman, Neo-Zeno, Obrius, Norkisted, Rylam, Kontrakt, Kiberio, East K0rea, Nullum Crimen, Lucedeia, District 115, Notty Swaras, Aragael, Lorthar, Gillboa, Kubrostavsria, Rayhanica, Lamexanope, New Ganjastan, Novgarod, Prospit, Kulgatha, Kanlidia, Potatolandium, Gmt2001, Pragmadonia, Dicko, New Chilokver, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, Dadastan Archipelago, Legique, The United States of Bamaland, Kowley, Pax Renica, Neo Hungarica, DimanaLand, Zashebri, Plak, Plumas, Ayylienz, Litzerland, South Aetulia, Spunkland, ShortBusCrashed, Sanin, The Intelligent Peoples, Das People, Newstro, Senatra, Thenaca, The Almighty Fuhrer, Staadnau Gol, Timbermaw Hold, The Knights of Nieto, The Kyziban Islands, Herringtonia, The Archer Republic, Surrus, Military Republic, The North American Front, Spherus Magna Imperium, Edon-Ko, Flooforia, Lamelandia, Khvatai, Sereeno, Neo Colorado, Thanelandia, Sheava Natia, Sacrento, Natorik, Moristia, Tranter Epitastusordia, Shingaustand, Therabithea, Pawelandia, Sperantze, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Theworldiscool, Loralei Emeria, The AP Republic, Serenais, The Happily Oppressed, New All of Pacinos, Thorway, Republic of Dan, The Santiagan Islands, Sandovara, Taurus94, Theinni, Mother of Croia, Phktla, Shelfs, Lyncis, Forever Islands, Tows Brorolmat, Massarie, Kundam, Allizone, St Edmond Island, East Antarctic Sheet, Novo England, Nuclear Cornflakes, Economics Students, Kobagia, The Utopian Initiative, Q w e r t y, Kiranda, Seduna, Miku Best Girl, General COE, Irisiana, Friently, Unitate Real Greliser, Tharissus, Ovsterland, Wisconsota, The Magic of Disney, Neu Hessen-Darmstadt, Ottralia, Maestros haven, The Howling Claw Monkeys, Joodey, Demopatistan, Rumagna, Republic of Spookistan, Michin State, Copttommans, Jenner-Kardash, Theseia, Martinople, Nord Botten, The Ered Engrin, Merish Commonwealth, Ivalex, Loegr, New South Danmark, Gellandia, Tremagne de Taelmia, Xionn, Pria Xennes, Vszeklina, Ultra Nationalist state of Sweden, Free State of Whitemeadow, Scroll Lock, Koda-Land, HMS Unicorn, Rishkabob, Talons Nest, Run Mayst Republic, Mertvie, Magna Romaniae, The Lugansk Republic, Boszu, Trogville, Solomonomolos, Hong Kong Empire, Nozantia, Wilkshire, Montegan, South Grand Mountain, True Galicia, Bikeni Jobia, Slavael, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Egalotir, Vyxizzizz Qae Laamnaal Zoq Vaandraleshik, EROBERER, Frovonia, United Provinces Of Sajbigf, Cardistria, Sendia Buth, Usfolk, Renetopia, Froesia, The Great Shepherds, South Hyrule, Nagyongyoztunk, Che Sana Und, Xibei-San-Ma, Oodua, Noe-Classic Peoples, Thythos, Mouxordia, Jhana, Lusitann, Nordician Valkyria, Mattur, Zedeya, Steadham, Darcania, Cleoskye, ZimRobwe, Foraldn, Particroft, The Limbo, Kensington and Knightsbridge, Norfolklandia, Cristalina, Islamic Indistan, Nesseus, Nahili, The Elite Warriors, Elliotus, Kek-, Brahminda, Central Goodland, Temasek Holdings, Greater Pauxia, Anna Key, Nokelon, Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, Great Pharaoh, Isla de Leva, Orslan, Piri Reis, Land of the Bald eagle, Linphea, Dictatorial Mexico, Freyford, Nakyr, Norethri, Razzym, The United Front of Patriotic Fascists, Lezzbo, Drowville, Westsea, Wineclaw, Helium Kittens United, Kingdom of Benelux, Victoriaans Nederlands, Georgetania, The Russland kingdom, Skalon, Brandenburg-Magdeburg, Greater Manchu, Ukanamanu, Fawkenia, Exwood, North Fennel, Malayan Singapura, and St John.

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