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Rudest Citizens: 122ndHighest Crime Rates: 250thMost Armed: 282nd
The Coffee-Addicted Delegate of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / World Assembly Department
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Tinhampton

Population8.581 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Coffee-Addicted Delegate of Tinhampton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.581 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,512 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 292,791 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Tinhamptonian restaurants, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 20,886th in the world and 1st in Auctor for Most Secular, with 52.89 Atheism Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 122ndHighest Crime Rates: 250thMost Armed: 282ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 354thFattest Citizens: 372ndLargest Retail Industry: 431stMost Avoided: 465thHighest Disposable Incomes: 688thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 721stMost Rebellious Youth: 780thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 810thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 840thMost Efficient Economies: 883rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 932ndHighest Drug Use: 1,565thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,609thHighest Average Incomes: 2,108thLargest Mining Sector: 2,139thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,268thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,273rdMost Cultured: 2,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,549thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,821stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,714thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,406thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,637thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,862ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,230thHighest Economic Output: 5,625thSmartest Citizens: 7,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,297thMost Inclusive: 7,831stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,440thNudest: 9,655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,043rdTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,747thMost Politically Free: 14,467thLargest Black Market: 16,281stLargest Governments: 16,709thMost Influential: 17,269thMost Extreme: 19,607thMost Secular: 20,886th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Nuclear Testing Protocol"".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Unionize and Regulate Sex Work".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "International Proportional Voting Rights Act".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Liberate The Order of Black Knights".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Right of a free trial".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Terra Nullius Preservation Act".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "terra Nullius Preservation Act".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Nuclear Weaponization Limits".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Terra Nullius Preservation act".

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Sobria, Pimentelia, New Mackinack, Uskavach, -Florida-, Maditiation, Aputure science, and Greater East Slavia.

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