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Rudest Citizens: 46th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 166th Largest Retail Industry: 216th
The White Hat Wearing Cabalist of
Anarchy
Novus Ordo Pacificus Delenda Est!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population4.733 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderLydia the Quixotic
FaithCabalism

Currencychocolate coin
Animalflying penguin

The White Hat Wearing Cabalist of Tinhampton is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lydia the Quixotic with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.733 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion chocolate coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 289,891 chocolate coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,308,780 per year while the poor average 8,653, a ratio of 266 to 1.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the flying penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cabalism.

Tinhampton is ranked 41,660th in the world and 3,700th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 4.73 billion Capita.

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Rudest Citizens: 46thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 166thLargest Retail Industry: 216thHighest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Armed: 229thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 254thFattest Citizens: 346thMost Avoided: 439thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 586thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 616thHighest Disposable Incomes: 682ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 684thMost Rebellious Youth: 826thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 863rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 933rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,268thHighest Average Incomes: 1,690thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 1,725thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,872ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,025thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,214thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,402ndMost Cultured: 2,438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,437thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,465thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,702ndMost Politically Free: 4,727thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,750thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,830thMost Pro-Market: 5,887thMost Extreme: 6,182ndMost Inclusive: 6,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,707thMost Efficient Economies: 7,222ndSmartest Citizens: 7,524thTop
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Nudest: 8,696thHighest Economic Output: 8,892ndLargest Black Market: 16,667th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 90th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Inclusive: 121st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 129th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 168th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 197th in the regionNudest: 199th in the regionMost Politically Free: 257th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 262nd in the regionMost Extreme: 323rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 357th in the regionMost Secular: 409th in the regionLargest Black Market: 455th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 554th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 605th in the regionMost Developed: 638th in the region

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