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Rudest Citizens: 122nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 325th Largest Retail Industry: 397th
The Parallel Universe of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Tinhampton

Population3.507 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Lydia Anderson AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Parallel Universe of Tinhampton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Lydia Anderson AM with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.507 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth 847 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 241,682 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,880,065 per year while the poor average 8,016, a ratio of 234 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, all the playground's a stage for Tinhamptonian schoolchildren, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 17,802nd in the world and 2nd in World Roleplay Empire for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 78.19 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 325thLargest Retail Industry: 397thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 497thMost Armed: 585thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 591stHighest Crime Rates: 617thFattest Citizens: 812thMost Avoided: 904thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,027thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,209thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,247thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,517thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,788thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,876thTop
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,371stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,461stHighest Average Incomes: 2,858thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,994thLargest Mining Sector: 3,038thMost Cultured: 3,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,859thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,418thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,879thHighest Drug Use: 5,143rdMost Politically Free: 5,165thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,448thMost Pro-Market: 5,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,566thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,268thMost Efficient Economies: 7,938thSmartest Citizens: 8,479thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 10,791stMost Extreme: 11,692ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,298thHighest Economic Output: 14,608thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,224thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,802nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The conservative christians".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Tinhampton's influence in World Roleplay Empire fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Tinhampton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Tinhampton's influence in World Roleplay Empire fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, all the playground's a stage for Tinhamptonian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, the first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle.
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The conservative christians".

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