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Rudest Citizens: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 252ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 274th
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Power
Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population10.772 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.772 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,159 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 293,345 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 26,301st in the world and 7th in Sophia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,776.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Rudest Citizens: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 252ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 274thMost Armed: 292ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 369thFattest Citizens: 373rdMost Avoided: 393rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 421stLargest Retail Industry: 515thHighest Disposable Incomes: 679thMost Rebellious Youth: 737thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 776thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 805thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 860thMost Efficient Economies: 915thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 928thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,610thHighest Drug Use: 1,667thHighest Average Incomes: 2,311thLargest Mining Sector: 2,317thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,645thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,824thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,002ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,150thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,778thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,529thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,658thHighest Economic Output: 4,784thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,132ndSmartest Citizens: 7,090thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,742ndMost Influential: 8,249thMost Inclusive: 8,414thNudest: 9,490thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,996thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16,200thLargest Governments: 16,210thLargest Black Market: 17,010thMost Politically Free: 17,417thMost Secular: 20,172nd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the region

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