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Rudest Citizens: 90th Highest Crime Rates: 247th Most Armed: 254th
The RIP Matt Meads 1986-2019 of
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Influence
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population6.646 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The RIP Matt Meads 1986-2019 of Tinhampton is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.646 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 289,537 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,833,129 per year while the poor average 19,046, a ratio of 96.2 to 1.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 2,438th in the world and 117th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 207 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 90thHighest Crime Rates: 247thMost Armed: 254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 270thLargest Retail Industry: 329thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 332ndFattest Citizens: 365thMost Avoided: 443rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 575thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 600thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 633rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 699thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 761stMost Rebellious Youth: 816thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 861stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,204thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 1,759thHighest Average Incomes: 1,847thLargest Mining Sector: 1,869thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,175thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,186thMost Cultured: 2,438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,750thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,155thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,671stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,079thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,467thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,178thMost Politically Free: 6,338thHighest Economic Output: 6,580thMost Efficient Economies: 6,583rdMost Inclusive: 6,615thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,815thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,198thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,260thSmartest Citizens: 7,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,125thTop
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Most Extreme: 8,661stMost Pro-Market: 8,694thNudest: 8,814thLargest Black Market: 15,955th
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionMost Politically Free: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 149th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 208th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 213th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 231st in the regionMost Extreme: 254th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 257th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 261st in the regionNudest: 298th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 390th in the regionLargest Black Market: 395th in the regionMost Inclusive: 415th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 422nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 651st in the regionLargest Governments: 823rd in the region

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