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Rudest Citizens: 220th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 683rd Largest Retail Industry: 710th
The Francophile of
Frenchy is my shepherd, I shall not want
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Population3.142 billion

LeaderMayor John Price AM


The Francophile of Tinhampton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor John Price AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.142 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth 708 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 225,335 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,136,303 per year while the poor average 24,912, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 168,589th in the world and 23rd in Union of Liberal Nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -10 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 220thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 683rdLargest Retail Industry: 710thMost Armed: 838thHighest Crime Rates: 842ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 892ndMost Avoided: 1,008thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,151stFattest Citizens: 1,183rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,487thMost Influential: 1,765thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,773rdTop
Most Politically Free: 2,086thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,133rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,404thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,853rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,232ndMost Cultured: 3,422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,477thHighest Average Incomes: 3,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,705thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,630thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,999thMost Efficient Economies: 7,922ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,083rdSmartest Citizens: 8,634thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,711thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,017thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,298thMost Inclusive: 11,545thMost Extreme: 12,475thHighest Economic Output: 16,996th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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