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Largest Populations: 1,004thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,582nd
The Constitutional Republic of
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Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tekania

Population41.65 billion

CapitalYorktown
LeaderPresident April

CurrencyCredit
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Republic of Tekania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President April with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.65 billion Tekanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Public Transport and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorktown. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tekanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,105 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,570 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tekania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tekania is ranked 9,117th in the world and 466th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 123 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Populations: 1,004thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,582ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,185thMost Developed: 4,323rdSmartest Citizens: 4,427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,222ndRudest Citizens: 6,739thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,812thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,865thMost Cultured: 9,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,821stBest Weather: 13,017thHighest Food Quality: 14,469thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,967thSafest: 16,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,147thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,190thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,607th
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Largest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 174th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 246th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 286th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 314th in the regionRudest Citizens: 324th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 403rd in the regionMost Cultured: 466th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 484th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 504th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 729th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 822nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 910th in the regionSafest: 963rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 971st in the regionMost Politically Free: 998th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,183rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,262nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tekania's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Tekania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Tekania's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Tekania changed its national leader to "President April".
  • : Following new legislation in Tekania, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekania, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekania, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekania, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Tekania, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Tekania's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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