Population | 41.65 billion |
Capital | Yorktown |
Leader | President April |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Constitutional Republic of Tekania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President April with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.65 billion Tekanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Public Transport and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorktown. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tekanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,105 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,570 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tekania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Tekania is ranked 9,117th in the world and 466th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 123 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tekania's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Tekania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Tekania's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Tekania changed its national leader to "President April".
- : Following new legislation in Tekania, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
- : Following new legislation in Tekania, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Following new legislation in Tekania, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.
- : Following new legislation in Tekania, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Tekania, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Tekania's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".