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Largest Populations: 1,129th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,197th Highest Economic Output: 2,099th
The Constitutional Republic of
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Population31.867 billion

LeaderPresident DuPuy


The Constitutional Republic of Tekania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President DuPuy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.867 billion Tekanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Public Transport and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorktown. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tekanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,975 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,758 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, every workday begins with group therapy, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tekania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tekania is ranked 29,776th in the world and 15th in Kantrias for Nudest, with 190 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Populations: 1,129thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,197thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,664thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,369thSmartest Citizens: 3,503rdMost Influential: 4,429thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,671stMost Developed: 4,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,751stMost Stationary: 6,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,364thTop
Most Cultured: 8,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,512thRudest Citizens: 8,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,930thMost Devout: 11,399thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,130thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,122nd
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tekania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Tekania's influence in Kantrias rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Tekania's influence in Kantrias fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Tekania's influence in Kantrias rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Tekania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Tekania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Tekania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Tekania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Tekania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Tekania was endorsed by Khazar autocracy.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » United Authoritarion Union, Punk Rock, and Leutria.

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