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*A zombie carries Eminem away*

Tercania islands

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie carries Eminem away*

Shame! Damn good wrapper, (I mean) rapper.

Zombie Penguins and Tercania islands

Il vaticano del imperio

Gobukarentonktopia wrote:mallon

Melon

Tercania islands

The glorious monstrosity of cthulhu

Temple of Cthulhu

Tchaikovesky wrote: walks in and kicks the womprat

Who left this here?

I'll take it

eats the womprat

I guess it doesn't have any bones, that fat little morsel.

Tercania islands and Woods is back

Gobukarentonktopia

Il vaticano del imperio wrote:Melon

felon

Tercania islands and Il vaticano del imperio

Gobukarentonktopia

*A pilot walks into the bar*
-Ill take a strong one

Tercania islands and Anacin

Gobukarentonktopia wrote:*A pilot walks into the bar*
-Ill take a strong one

Pours Acetone in a glass

Here you go.

Tercania islands

Gobukarentonktopia

Anacin wrote:Pours Acetone in a glass

Here you go.

*Reaches up and grabs it*
-Thanks mate

Tercania islands

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie carries Eminem away*

Well, his career has been dead for years already ...

Zombie Penguins, Jolly Old St Nicholas, Tercania islands, Kahleesh, and 1 otherAnacin

Il vaticano del imperio

Gobukarentonktopia wrote:felon

fell in

Tercania islands

Il vaticano del imperio wrote:fell in

Shut up, mate there is only one way to describe French people.

Brocklandia wrote:Well, his career has been dead for years already ...

DAMN

Jolly Old St Nicholas and Tercania islands

Kahleesh

Anacin wrote:DAMN

I wonder if you know what punctuation is?

Tercania islands, Anacin, and Gobukarentonktopia

Kahleesh wrote:I wonder if you know what punctuation is?

Grammer nazi much?

Tercania islands and Kahleesh

Gobukarentonktopia

Anyone on?

Tercania islands and Anacin

Gobukarentonktopia wrote:Anyone on?

Hello there. Back again I see.

Tercania islands

Anacin wrote:Grammer nazi much?

Sends a little boy to a grammar concentration camp.

Pardon?

Tercania islands and Anacin

Kahleesh wrote:Sends a little boy to a grammar concentration camp.

Pardon?

FFS

Tercania islands and Kahleesh

Gobukarentonktopia

Rp anyone?

Tercania islands and Anacin

Hello everyone. With the days getting warmer we're once again preparing for the summer games. As always these games are open to all of you in our embassy regions, so we hope to see some of you there. Information about the games and signing up can be found here:

Oatland Regional Games
2019 Summer Games

The Oatland Regional Games is an international sporting event held in Oatland since 2016. Its purpose is to promote sporting excellence and international brotherhood. Citizens of all nations in Oatland and it's affiliated regions are welcome to compete in the games and each event is open to all athletes.

The Games
The Oatland regional games are biannual, with games held in both summer and winter. Each game consists of numerous events in which athletes compete for the gold, silver and bronze metal. This years summer game has nine events: Diving, Rifle Shooting, the Decathlon, Gymnastics, Weightlifting, Equestrian Sports, Swimming, Archery, and a new event; Fencing

Example roster:

Gymnastics - Angèle Dior, Lionel Genet
Swimming - Marc Gérald, Céline Berlioz
Weightlifting - Philippe Jauffret, Gérald Pretre
Rifle Shooting - Christine Girard, Olivia Gaudreau, Jean-Yves Bachelot
Decathlon - Olivier Ballouhey, René Pascal, Marinette Derocles, Nathan Carré
Equestrian Sports - Sara Lafaille
Archery - Charlaine Paquet, Raymond Denis
Fencing - Jacques Lefèvre, Françoise du Gast


How to participate
In order to compete nations should telegram a list of competing athletes to Aclion, the event organizer.
This roster should contain the full name of each competing athlete as well as the event they will competing in. Nations are currently limited to Eighteen athletes total and are allowed to allocate up to five to each event. If an athlete is competing in more then one event then each entry is counted separately towards the nations total athlete pool.

Scoring
The exact system used for scoring is secret. However there are a number of things nations can do to to gain advantage, including:

    Cultivating a high health stat in there nation to boost athlete performance,
    Shrewdly allocating athletes among the events,
    Publishing team logos, uniform designs and anthems to earn a teamwide bonus
    Publishing short biographies of competitors to earn a bonus for that competitor,
    Selecting a national specialty sport to gain advantage in that event,
    Sending previous medal earners to the same event to receive a champion bonus,

Please be sure to submit all material for points by the sign-up deadline if you wish it to count towards your score.

Schedule of events
June 8th - Signup deadline
June 10th - Opening Ceremonies
June 12th - Diving
June 14th - Rifle Shooting
June 16th - Decathlon
June 18th - Gymnastics
June 20th - Weightlifting
June 22nd - Equestrian Sports
June 24th - Swimming
June 26th - Archery
June 28th - Fencing
June 30th - Closing Ceremonies

Participants:
Oatland
Aclion - Anthem, LinkUniform
Nokgar LinkUniform
Hippie wonderland
Tjorl - Anthem - Biographies
Yeet my dab
Yeunen - LinkUniform and Logo - Biographies
Xcephalopodonia
The ascended transhumanist sociocracy - LinkAnthem - LinkUniform and logo
Keyyn

The Bar on the corner of every region
Anacin - Anthem - Biographies

Christmas
Finmany - LinkAnthem - LinkUniform
Earthbound immortal squad

Realm of the Whispering Winds
Maria malvina - Anthem
Hillbillica
Halcyon nova - Big ol sexy rp dispatch

The Bunny Fire
Windiria
Fishy ApplesLinkUniforms - LinkAnthem
The Onigiri Enclave LinkAnthem
Results:

Diving:

  • Gold: Marc Gérald of Aclion

  • Silver: Leonila Deman of Nokgar

  • Bronze: Amy Sheppard of Earthbound immortal squad

Rifle Shooting:

  • Gold: Rene Dubanowski of Anacin

  • Silver: Leon Pavlov of Anacin

  • Bronze: Ivah 'Dubloon' Bartholomew of Halcyon nova

Decathlon:

  • Gold: Artyom Sienkiewicz of Anacin

  • Silver & Bronze: René Ballouhey of Finmany and Georgianna 'Grim Reaper' Seth of Halcyon nova

Gymnastics:

  • Gold: Fedot Bukoski of Anacin

  • Silver: Xela Deacon of Finmany

  • Bronze: Chen Lei of Yeunen

Weightlifting:

  • Gold: A cardboard cutout of Maximilian Fitzwallace III, Esquire of Windiria

  • Silver: Marc Gérald of Aclion

  • Bronze: Amy Sheppard of Earthbound immortal squad

Equestrian Sports:

  • Gold: Greg Expoti of The ascended transhumanist sociocracy

  • Silver: Ping Kamena of The ascended transhumanist sociocracy

  • Bronze: Cheryl Religieuse of Fishy Apples

Swimming

  • Gold: Nia Camamensen of Xcephalopodonia

  • Silver: Céline Berlioz of Aclion

  • Bronze: Ashton Dennis of Finmany

Archery

  • Gold: Mr Man Guo of Yeunen

  • Silver: Waverly 'I Got Gold' Sutton of Halcyon nova

  • Bronze: Mr Lin of Yeunen

Fencing

  • Gold: Kenji Shiwatora of The Onigiri Enclave

  • Silver: Captain Jack Tre' of Halcyon nova

  • Bronze: Jeremi Wiater of Anacin

Read dispatch

Drunkndisorderly, Kissinger-Monroe, Tercania islands, and Anacin

Kahleesh wrote:Shut up, mate there is only one way to describe French people.

"Salty"?

Tercania islands and Kahleesh

Aclion wrote:Hello everyone. With the days getting warmer we're once again preparing for the summer games. As always these games are open to all of you in our embassy regions, so we hope to see some of you there. Information about the games and signing up can be found here:
Oatland Regional Games
2019 Summer Games

The Oatland Regional Games is an international sporting event held in Oatland since 2016. Its purpose is to promote sporting excellence and international brotherhood. Citizens of all nations in Oatland and it's affiliated regions are welcome to compete in the games and each event is open to all athletes.

The Games
The Oatland regional games are biannual, with games held in both summer and winter. Each game consists of numerous events in which athletes compete for the gold, silver and bronze metal. This years summer game has nine events: Diving, Rifle Shooting, the Decathlon, Gymnastics, Weightlifting, Equestrian Sports, Swimming, Archery, and a new event; Fencing

Example roster:

Gymnastics - Angèle Dior, Lionel Genet
Swimming - Marc Gérald, Céline Berlioz
Weightlifting - Philippe Jauffret, Gérald Pretre
Rifle Shooting - Christine Girard, Olivia Gaudreau, Jean-Yves Bachelot
Decathlon - Olivier Ballouhey, René Pascal, Marinette Derocles, Nathan Carré
Equestrian Sports - Sara Lafaille
Archery - Charlaine Paquet, Raymond Denis
Fencing - Jacques Lefèvre, Françoise du Gast


How to participate
In order to compete nations should telegram a list of competing athletes to Aclion, the event organizer.
This roster should contain the full name of each competing athlete as well as the event they will competing in. Nations are currently limited to Eighteen athletes total and are allowed to allocate up to five to each event. If an athlete is competing in more then one event then each entry is counted separately towards the nations total athlete pool.

Scoring
The exact system used for scoring is secret. However there are a number of things nations can do to to gain advantage, including:

    Cultivating a high health stat in there nation to boost athlete performance,
    Shrewdly allocating athletes among the events,
    Publishing team logos, uniform designs and anthems to earn a teamwide bonus
    Publishing short biographies of competitors to earn a bonus for that competitor,
    Selecting a national specialty sport to gain advantage in that event,
    Sending previous medal earners to the same event to receive a champion bonus,

Please be sure to submit all material for points by the sign-up deadline if you wish it to count towards your score.

Schedule of events
June 8th - Signup deadline
June 10th - Opening Ceremonies
June 12th - Diving
June 14th - Rifle Shooting
June 16th - Decathlon
June 18th - Gymnastics
June 20th - Weightlifting
June 22nd - Equestrian Sports
June 24th - Swimming
June 26th - Archery
June 28th - Fencing
June 30th - Closing Ceremonies

Participants:
Oatland
Aclion - Anthem, LinkUniform
Nokgar LinkUniform
Hippie wonderland
Tjorl - Anthem - Biographies
Yeet my dab
Yeunen - LinkUniform and Logo - Biographies
Xcephalopodonia
The ascended transhumanist sociocracy - LinkAnthem - LinkUniform and logo
Keyyn

The Bar on the corner of every region
Anacin - Anthem - Biographies

Christmas
Finmany - LinkAnthem - LinkUniform
Earthbound immortal squad

Realm of the Whispering Winds
Maria malvina - Anthem
Hillbillica
Halcyon nova - Big ol sexy rp dispatch

The Bunny Fire
Windiria
Fishy ApplesLinkUniforms - LinkAnthem
The Onigiri Enclave LinkAnthem
Results:

Diving:

  • Gold: Marc Gérald of Aclion

  • Silver: Leonila Deman of Nokgar

  • Bronze: Amy Sheppard of Earthbound immortal squad

Rifle Shooting:

  • Gold: Rene Dubanowski of Anacin

  • Silver: Leon Pavlov of Anacin

  • Bronze: Ivah 'Dubloon' Bartholomew of Halcyon nova

Decathlon:

  • Gold: Artyom Sienkiewicz of Anacin

  • Silver & Bronze: René Ballouhey of Finmany and Georgianna 'Grim Reaper' Seth of Halcyon nova

Gymnastics:

  • Gold: Fedot Bukoski of Anacin

  • Silver: Xela Deacon of Finmany

  • Bronze: Chen Lei of Yeunen

Weightlifting:

  • Gold: A cardboard cutout of Maximilian Fitzwallace III, Esquire of Windiria

  • Silver: Marc Gérald of Aclion

  • Bronze: Amy Sheppard of Earthbound immortal squad

Equestrian Sports:

  • Gold: Greg Expoti of The ascended transhumanist sociocracy

  • Silver: Ping Kamena of The ascended transhumanist sociocracy

  • Bronze: Cheryl Religieuse of Fishy Apples

Swimming

  • Gold: Nia Camamensen of Xcephalopodonia

  • Silver: Céline Berlioz of Aclion

  • Bronze: Ashton Dennis of Finmany

Archery

  • Gold: Mr Man Guo of Yeunen

  • Silver: Waverly 'I Got Gold' Sutton of Halcyon nova

  • Bronze: Mr Lin of Yeunen

Fencing

  • Gold: Kenji Shiwatora of The Onigiri Enclave

  • Silver: Captain Jack Tre' of Halcyon nova

  • Bronze: Jeremi Wiater of Anacin

Read dispatch

Welcome for promoting the games, BUT according to Bar Policies you need to buy something to advertise here.

Tercania islands

Kahleesh wrote:I wonder if you know what punctuation is?

I think I heard of that once. But the entire Internet ignores it, so it can't be that important. Surely not as important as the difference between "if" and "whether."

Jolly Old St Nicholas, Tercania islands, and Kahleesh

Anacin wrote:Pours Acetone in a glass
Here you go.

Has anybody seen my bottle of bathroom tile cleaner? I'd have sworn it was right here a moment ago ...

Tercania islands, Woods is back, and Il vaticano del imperio

Woods is back

Brocklandia wrote:Has anybody seen my bottle of bathroom tile cleaner? I'd have sworn it was right here a moment ago ...

Oh, sorry I was cleaning my helmet with that.
Hands Brocklandia the bathroom tile cleaner

Tercania islands

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