The Jingoistic States of Prussian Socialist Republic is a large, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 198 million Prussians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Prussian economy, worth 7.54 trillion Prussian Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,081 Prussian Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prussian Socialist Republic's national animal is the Teutonic Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Prussian Socialist Republic is ranked 277,274^th in the world and 198^th in Fifth Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 58 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.