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Premedite wrote:

A librarian in the inferno? For what I wonder...
Anyway, your librarian-iness, do you perchance have a necronomicon I could uh... experiment with... ?

That was before I became a murderer. I'm here for my many misdeeds.

I don't have a necronomicon with me. I believe in taking direct action, like using my powers to either tear someone apart or burying them with an avalanche.

Premedite wrote:

I guess raising Cthulhu will have to wait

I always assumed Hell/Underworld to be allied with Cthulhu, if not more intimately connected...

Daisy Johnson wrote:

I honestly don't know. There are so many areas down here that I have yet to explore, even though I have dominion over them and those who dwell there.

Sounds like you need to assemble a bureaucratic commission to audit the various departments and take inventory of their contents with a painstaking degree of intrusive micromanagement.

Daisy Johnson wrote:

MEH What bureaucracy? We can't even elect a president to office much less a government. What we have is a laissez-faire system that sort of works.

Ah, sounds like we've got ourselves a good old-fasioned "Adhocracy," here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adhocracy

'course, I would've thought hell would be full of bureaucrats...

*gathers all the politicos and bureaucrats in order to unionize*

*pro-labor songs ring out from the local union hall*

Hello. I was promised s'mores. Does anyone wanna give me s'mores?

I do not give a flip wrote:

Hello. I was promised s'mores. Does anyone wanna give me s'mores?

Aha!

*Searches for the remains of Infected zone 307 in hopes of leftovers*

Yes, well, they're a bit stale, but there's still good quality meat inside...I mean marshmallow

Daisy Johnson wrote:

Welcome to the Underworld. I hope that you will enjoy your stay with us.

There is my Lime Jello, Marshmallow, Cottage Cheese Surprise. I made heaps and loads.

Thank you very much. I will eat any s'more so long as it is a s'more and contains lots of sugar. You see, I was initially lured to the Underworld with promises of cake but it turns out that was just a base betrayal. *glares at Conqueror Worm* I suppose there are plenty of good fires here for marshmallow roasting though. *draws a long sharp metal rod from back pocket*

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Yes, well, they're a bit stale, but there's still good quality meat inside...I mean marshmallow

Bung'em over, will you? Most obliged.

Yes, make yourself at home, Flip. Pull up a chair, put up your feet, take a complimentary Anarcho-Syndicalist Trade Union pamphlet espousing the emancipation of the proletariat through revolutionary violence directed against the bourgeois machinery of the bosses.

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Yes, make yourself at home, Flip. Pull up a chair, put up your feet, take a complimentary Anarcho-Syndicalist Trade Union pamphlet espousing the emancipation of the proletariat through revolutionary violence directed against the bourgeois machinery of the bosses.

Ooh, thank you. An interesting read. Interesting, spoken in that quintessentially British way ... by the way, I don't think I introduced myself properly. All you really need to know is that I don't give a flippin flip. What I do give are flip flops. If anybody wants flip flops, I'm your guy. Particularly the red and yellow variety.

Daisy Johnson wrote:

Remember that in Underworld everybody is equal, only some are more equal than others.

I will bear that in mind during my stay here. Incidentally, what are the criteria for the various degrees of equality? If it's sinfulness you want, I can make quite the case ...

I do not give a flip wrote:

I will bear that in mind during my stay here. Incidentally, what are the criteria for the various degrees of equality? If it's sinfulness you want, I can make quite the case ...

Conqueror Worm wrote:

"In Underworld Everybody is Equal, ℴ𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ 𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓂ℴ𝓇ℯ ℯ𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 ℴ𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇𝓈"

Have a read of this Dispatch -->

Department of the Seven Sins

by The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker

Index
I. Department of Lust
-Hell's Bells, Hell Radio
II. Department of Gluttony
-Department of Gluttony: Foreign Affairs
-Hell's Bar: The Iceberg Lounge
III. Department of Greed
-The Trials to join Hell
-The Department of Greed: Underworld
-Hell's Outpost: Underworld
IV. Department of Sloth
-RPG Department
V. Department of Wrath
-The Department of Wrath
VI. Department of Envy
-Annual NS events
-Zombie Army: Zombieland
VII. Department of Pride
-The Kingdom of Hell
-History of Hell

Department of Lust
Devoted to cultural production, including the monthly publication of Hell's regional newspaper Hell's Bells, Hell Radio, and spreading the lustful word of our lord.

Codex: Hell's Bells, Hell Radio

Demonic Editor-in-Chief: The Stalker
Twisted Advice Columnist: Freddland
Senior Authors: Buer the demon (15), Theistic luciferia (10)
Authors: Laveyan inferno (3), Zen beatitudes (3), Ingskalla (2), Domination republic (2), Assanria (2)

Department of Gluttony
Ambassador network established to strengthen relations with other regions and build alliances. Additionally working to annex and colonize likeminded regions and communities into joining Hell, and expanding the Kingdom.

Codex: Department of Gluttony: Foreign Affairs

Department Head: The Stalker

Official Bar of Hell: The Iceberg Lounge

Owner: The Stalker AKA Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot
Manager: OPEN

Department of Greed
Department of Immigration, devoted to growing the Kingdom of Hell through recruitment, oversees the Trials to join Hell, maintains Hell's outpost Underworld.

Codex: The Trials to join Hell

Department Head: The Stalker
Co-Heads: Big jim p, Freddland, Cynical Alcoholics, Kyraina

Underworld: The fiery shores and entrance to Hell.

Codex: The Department of Greed: Underworld

President of Underworld: The Iron Helm
Overlord of Underworld: Daisy Johnson

Department of Sloth
Looking for a devoted member to establish a Hell Role-playing Game, and/or regional map.

Map: N/A
Codex: N/A

Department Head: Kyraina
Party members: The Stalker, Zen beatitudes, Laveyan inferno, Ingskalla

Department of Wrath
Hellion army, a subsidiary of The Kingdom of Hell, is an interregional provider of military protection and sin punishment.

Codex: The Department of Wrath, Hell Forum

Vice President of Wrath: Altmoras
Members of the Demonic Guard: All World Assembly nations in Hell providing the King endorsements.

Department of Envy
Handles the annual NS events / mini games including; the April Fools event, Nuke Day, and Z day.

Nuke Day: The Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Codex: The Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Z Day: Curing Zombies
Codex: Z Day Protocol

Zombieland: Z Day Zombie Army, Catch the Infection today!

Codex: Zombieland Z Day Protocol, Z Radio

Mayor Z: Mr Zombie AKA The Stalker

Department of Pride
Head department run by the four rulers of Hell, dedicated to leading the region and maintaining the established regional hierarchy.

Codex: The Kingdom of Hell, History of Hell

King of Hell: The Stalker
Lord of Hell: Big jim p
Gatekeeper of Hell: Freddland
Magister of Hell: Cynical Alcoholics
Prince of Hell: Kyraina
Hell Elders: Boolaroo, Sathan, Sabana santa, War-salvaged soldiers, Mc johnny, Donkervader

Read factbook

Conqueror Worm wrote:

*reads sign*

"In Underworld Everybody is Equal, ℴ𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ 𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓂ℴ𝓇ℯ ℯ𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 ℴ𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇𝓈"

Huh, could've sworn that sign used to read differently...

Nope, definitely always said that.

*walks away whistling with paint dripping from her fingers*

Daisy Johnson wrote:

My knowledge of trivia is outstanding as it comes from my line of work. BTW, I believe that we may know each other from a different region, years ago.
Thanks for making the sign. We needed that.

*hangs sign on the side of the portal that leads to the Underworld*

no problem, obviously it will never change.

But you know, let me know if it needs.....clarifying.