The Bar on the corner of every region Board

Union of Mosquito Species

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Earth allies wrote:

You're right

Earth allies

Io and europa

Brocklandia wrote:

But spam, like children, is delicious when barbecued.

No not that spam, chat SPAM

Puppet tyranacility

Io and europa wrote:

No not that spam, chat SPAM

Mmm
That tastes slightly worse than actual spam, needs to be flavoured more before being eaten.

East lodge and Io and europa

Io and europa

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Mmm
That tastes slightly worse than actual spam, needs to be flavoured more before being eaten.

Yep chat spam like this: region=red_wolf_alliance/page=display_region_rmb?postid=42490053#p42490053

East lodge and Female m0squit0

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Io and europa wrote:

Yep chat spam like this:

A poem for you, entitled "Bar Rule #2":

Buy a drink
Before posting a link. ;)

_{Doesn't anyone read the Factbook anymore?}

Io and europa and Female m0squit0

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

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Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Mmm
That tastes slightly worse than actual spam, needs to be flavoured more before being eaten.

Just add more salt. Shall I bring you a wheelbarrow of it, or would you prefer a dumptruck-full?

The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs witness will be judging your surprise poems.

Jehovahs witness wrote:

I want to see poems about things that surprised you. Do 'em however ya want.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs witness will be judging your surprise poems.

A poem, entitled "Third Place":

In this bar,
you can make bank
by writing a poem
based on the word "spank"

Zombie Penguins and East lodge

Io and europa

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Brocklandia wrote:

A poem for you, entitled "Bar Rule #2":

Buy a drink
Before posting a link. ;)

_{Doesn't anyone read the Factbook anymore?}

I know I had apple juice watching the news but got to focus sorry, also, hot green tea please

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

*A zombie drags away Uwunigeria*

Drunkndisorderly

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs witness will be judging your surprise poems.

A poem, entitled "Canada"
Canada
A country
North?
Are you sure aboot that?
Doesn't matter.
Alaska.

_{Also, did you know that most Americans think that Alaska is an island west of Hawaii? Now there's a surprise.
What do you mean, "Alaska borders Canada?" Don't you know anything aboot anything?}

Zombie Penguins and Songs you dont understand

Io and europa wrote:

I know I had apple juice watching the news but got to focus sorry, also, hot green tea please

Why are you drinking apple juice? Also doesn't this bar's apple juice have some kind of special properties? I vaguely remember hearing something about an apple-juice induced robot-alien-elf invasion when I first came to the bar but I have no idea what that means.

Nuroblav and Io and europa

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Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

_{Also, did you know that most Americans think that Alaska is an island west of Hawaii? Now there's a surprise.
What do you mean, "Alaska borders Canada?" Don't you know anything aboot anything?}

Feh. Most Americans don't know, or care, where Canada is, as long as it stays there. It's vaguely "to the North," but so are a lot of foreign countries ... like The North Pole and Wisconsin.

So ... that brings the number of foreign countries you can see from anywhere in Alaska to ... four? Russia, The North Pole, Canada, and Wales. Because don't we all know someone who has gone to Alaska to go Walespotting.

Drunkndisorderly and Zombie Penguins

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Io and europa wrote:

I know I had apple juice watching the news but got to focus sorry, also, hot green tea please

Here you go: One green tea with hot sauce. (Ghost pepper, if you're a food-fanatic.) Also, post un-suppressed.

Io and europa

The anarchy areas

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Anarchy Areas’ poem titled ouch! for Jehovahs witness

Oh No!

What happened flo?

I just got stabbed in the back!

Oh, want a tic tac?

Is this a tic tac commercial?

Possibly...

Zombie Penguins, Nuroblav, and Songs you dont understand

East lodge

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Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs witness will be judging your surprise poems.

The sky, the birds, the trees
Minecraft nature shouldn't have bees

Zombie Penguins

Nuroblav

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

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Jehovahs witness, me poem:

This is a poem
Well, if you don't wanna know 'em,
I'll gladly show the exit
So you won't waste time with this s-

*is suddenly blown out of the bar by a strong gust of wind*

East lodge

Brocklandia wrote:

Feh. Most Americans don't know, or care, where Canada is, as long as it stays there. It's vaguely "to the North," but so are a lot of foreign countries ... like The North Pole and Wisconsin.

You forgot about Polar Bear Country. That's another foreign country you can see from Alaska. But isn't Alaska also a foreign country? And you can see Alaska from Alaska (I'm assuming) so that makes 6.

Io and europa

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Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

Nope

Brocklandia wrote:

Here you go: One green tea with hot sauce. (Ghost pepper, if you're a food-fanatic.) Also, post un-suppressed.

*Drinks and makes a map of the new colonies coming soon of the movie: Star Wars: NationStates strikes back*

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

Isn't Alaska also Polar Bear Country? Ah, well--polar bears will be extinct by March, so it's maybe a moot point.

Io and europa wrote:

makes a map of the new colonies coming soon of the movie: Star Wars: NationStates strikes back*

I call dibs on ... uh, something to be named later.

Io and europa

Songs you dont understand

The Teachings of Lemmingtopias

Io and europa wrote:

Star Wars: NationStates strikes back

I want to see that movie if it just existed.

East lodge and Io and europa

by The Teachings of Lemmingtopias

Atlantis

Atlantis is holding Winter Games on the 1st Feb to celebrate our region's 18th Anniversary. You are welcome to participate if you wish. Details in the dispatch.

Atlantis Winter Games

Welcome to the Atlantis Winter Games
Held 1st February 2021 to commemorate the 18th Anniversary of Atlantis.

To Commemorate the 18th Anniversary of Atlantis, Winter Games have been proposed to bring nations sporting heroes together to foster friendship and peace between their nations. The Games will begin on 1st February 2021.

Host | The Games | Sign-Ups | Participants

The Host
The Games will take place at the snow-enveloped Lemming Mountains in

The Teachings of Lemmingtopias. The Lemming Mountains, in the North of the country, have for millennia been considered sacred ground and are dotted with monasteries, temples, academies, hermitages and thousands of shrines to the Hellenic gods and Lemmingtopian mystic spirits. The largest complex is the Winter Palace, which will serve as a backdrop to the sporting events and which is the min residence of His Holiness the Lemming Sage outside of the Capital. The Winter Palace is also the resting place of the mummified body of the Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax during the winter months. Medal recipients and select dignitaries will be invited to a private audience with the Emperor in his mausoleum.

Athletes, Dignitaries and spectators will arrive at the Lomax Winter Station after a journey from any major city or airport in Lemmingtopias. From here, a funicular railway takes you high above the station to the Winter Palace Complex. Limited access to the Helipad can also be arranged on request. Here, Athletes will be welcome by the Lemming Sage prior to being transported to their team facilities and the athlete village. Rooms are available at the Winter Palace for foreign dignitaries. With the exception of a few pensions near to the winter palace, Hotels for spectators are available at any of the nearby Mountain Towns, most being around one hour's transportation to the site of the Games by rail or coach.

The ancient stone amphitheater has been extended with temporary seating to allow for the Opening and Closing Ceremonies while modern venues for the sports already exist and have been upgraded for the occasion. To ensure the safety of the ancient and sacred site, special routes have been laid out for spectators to follow with free tickets required to access the Winter Palace Complex or any of the nearby monasteries and temples. Temporary facilities have been installed to make the area comfortable for visitors as well as to ensure the safety of the site. Some mountain peaks have also been made available for visitor climbing.

The Games
Several Events across four sports will take place:

Bobsleigh
Ice Hockey
Figure Skating
Cross Country Skiing

Sign-Ups

Any Nation in Atlantis or a region with an Embassy with Atlantis is welcome to participate. Puppets are also welcome.

To Participate, please telegram The Teachings of Lemmingtopias.

In your telegram, you may also choose the skill levels for each of the four sports. This is not mandatory and if you do not do so, the default 25 skill will be applied to each sport. Each Skill level should be between 15 and 35 and the total across all 4 sports should be 100. You can also give a style modifier for your Ice Hockey Team between -5 (Ultra Defensive) and +5 (Ultra Aggressive) if you wish.

Example:

"Bob-Sleigh: 25
Ice Hockey: 22
Figure Skating: 20
Men's Skiing: 28
Women's Skiing: 30

Ice Hockey Style: +1"

Participants

The Teachings of Lemmingtopias (Organiser)
Bettisia

The Assembly and Demos of Madrocea

The Republic of United Nation Of Romnia
Namijil

The Concordant Communities of Tarligean
The tropican islands

The Duumvirate Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids (Guest Participant from The Cult of PCHS)
Birb bois united front (Guest Participant from The Cult of PCHS)

The Purple Baden-Württemberg of Baden-Wuerttemberg (Guest Participant from Deutschland

The Federal Union of Plakkia (Guest Participant from Deutschland
Beggystan (Guest Participant from Golden Eco Friendly
Kaabaarabianemirate (Guest Participant from Golden Eco Friendly
Demonos (Guest Participant from Hell)
The egalitarian dominion of yutes (Guest Participant from The Free Nations Region)
Mathuvan union (Guest Participant from Callista)
Hookah castle (Guest Participant from Founderless)
The disunited states of america (Guest Participant from Confederacy of Layem)

Roleplay
The Games can be enjoyed by both roleplayers and non-roleplayers. An 'Everything Thread' will be created on the NationStates Forum for announcements, general discussion and roleplay. There will be a small boost for roleplay and non-roleplay discussion quality.

Scorinating
Xcorinate will be used to scorinate the Games.

Check Back Soon for More Details as the Games draw closer

Read dispatch

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