The Philosophiae Monarchy of OspasiA is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sri Sultan Archadia with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.885 billion Spasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mangkujagad. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spasinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,999 trillion Zenies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,405 Zenies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, and prisons in OspasiA are the summer homes of murderers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. OspasiA's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Kejawen.

OspasiA is ranked 6,564^th in the world and 363^rd in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 39.19 average smiles per day.