The Liberal Democracy of Nouveaurich is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Nina Rubik with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.374 billion Nouveauriche live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nouveauriche economy, worth an astonishing 12,417 trillion Zollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 580,963 Zollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Nouveaurich, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, and "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death. Crime is totally unknown. Nouveaurich's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nouveaurich is ranked 410^th in the world and 1^st in Starlight for Highest Average Incomes, with 580,963.9 Standard Monetary Units.